I heard a rumor that Robyn’s amazing “Dancing On My Own” played for Lena Dunham at the Golden Globes on Sunday—of course, I was watching The Good Wife and calling—literally calling—Haagen Dazs to see what time they closed, because I have been so wholly obsessed with this Peppermint Bark “Dazzler.” (Limited edition! Honestly, it’s my nightmare that I’ll go in and they won’t be offering it anymore and I’ll have to pretend like I actually don’t mind eating a Mint Chip “Dazzler.”) Anyway, it seemed as good a time as any to look at the style of the most amazing singer of all time. (Literally all time, like since the Big Bang.) Take this:
I don’t even know what that hairy, button-up-the-back top is, besides the fur of an animal I hadn’t heard of before. Like a variant of a yak or something. It’s easier to understand what’s going on with the platform sneakers (urg) and the wildly printed leggings. But moving on to some of her other looks.
My favorite thing she’s ever worn is the pink dress she wears in Hang With Me:
1: Wildly printed pants (see: Call Your Girlfriend). My heart belongs to these $495 M Missoni pants, but until then, I’ll settle for these, which cost 10% and are awesome and seem extremely perfect for dancing to Robyn songs. Forever 21 galaxy pants, $52.77
2: Scarf. This one has fringe, for extra dancing excitement. Topshop scarf, $56
3: Platform sneakers. These are as close as we’re getting to that. Chloe Sevigny platform sneakers, were $295, now $148
4: This is the actual sweatshirt (well, you know what I mean) she wears in the video for Hang With Me, which is some pretty good merchandising. Konichiwa Records sweatshirt, $42
5: Robyn wears a lot of sleeveless tees. These are our favorites. Good quality for the price: medium-high quality for a medium-low price. High roller neppy tank, $24