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We spend a lot of time trying to get beachy waves right, and untold amounts of money—like, trunks full of gold amounts of money—on our two favorite “surf” sprays, Bumble + bumble’s Salt Spray and Sachajuan Ocean Mist. These are meant to be super easy: prime, spray, scrunch, done. We don’t know what it is—whether our hair’s too fine or what, but this technique gives us nothing but flyaways and frizz. Frustrating.

The closest we can get has been our go-to Kiehl’s Creme with Silk Groom twirled into a bun overnight when wet and then de-raveled in the morning, when it’s closer to dry. Curls, but not beachy, piece-y waves, which was the original goal.

Now: We’ve tried every frizz product on the market, from Kiehl’s Silk Groom Serum to John Frieda Frizz Ease and never got the results we wanted. That was until: Josie Maran Argan Oil Hair Serum. It has a slightly thicker consistency—more like, er, silicone? Lard? Delicious? We don’t know. But we work it into our hair (along with a tiny bit of Kiehl’s Creme)—and presto, beachy waves. We first tried it with our tested overnight method, but the real proof was in this: Generally, if we let our hair air dry, we end up with a nightmare of frizz. With a lot (really, quite a lot—four or five pumps) of this in our hair, it dried to the waves we wanted. This was a shock—like, so shocking we mentioned it to the friend who was lucky enough to be getting lunch with us at the time. Honest to God, we couldn’t believe it when we saw them. Speaking of gold, it was like finding a pot of it at the end of the rainbow.

One thing: We’re not like … obsessive about daily shampooing—the woman with the best hair we’ve ever known, our editor at Lucky, washed hers once a week. By 10 o’clock at night, though, our hair definitely looked like it needed a wash—so we’d have some dry shampoo around if we were planning a long day and would definitely need a wash if we were headed to an office in the morning.

In short, the review:
Josie Maran Argan Oil Hair Serum
Price: $30
What it does: Calm frizzies and define curls
The good: The easiest way we’ve found to recreate beachy waves
The bad: It did leave our hair greasier than it found it
Bottom line: We’ll buy it again, for sure.
Grade: A

Product: Buxom Big & Healthy Lip Stick

Cost: $18

What they say it does: “Buxom Big & Healthy Lip Stick works three full-time jobs—it defines the shape of lips like a liner, fills them in with creamy velvet color, and then plumps them to their full buxom potential. It’s a three-in-one lipstick that’s quick and convenient for defined, colorful, buxom lips anytime, anywhere.”

Our review: We stopped buying lipstick a long time ago, because: We put on lipstick. We go outside. We drink Diet Coke. We have no more lipstick, but that weird, sad remnant of lipstick. We know we are in the minority on this, but we are too thirsty and impatient for lip make-up we can’t reapply without a mirror. So: Benetint!

This is one of the few products we’ve ever encountered that survives the Diet Coke test. It does! It stayed on, without looking … let’s say, “weathered.” It is, as promised, quite creamy and easy to handle on the application, and the color stayed nice and deep, with a matte-ish look without being drying. We’re not sure how the tingling effect works—we assume it’s the “Buxom” effect—and we couldn’t necessarily detect a visible difference in the fullness of our lips. However: We really do not advocate standards of beauty that do not allow for both full and not-full lips (Nip/Tuck viewers will remember “thin, villainous lips”). Just because Angelina Jolie appears to advocate a position should not render it law. Thus, the fullness part of Buxom’s promise to consumers was, for us, not an issue—but we were happy to see the deep, lasting color, which ably survived our human need for liquids.

In short: Pro! But it’s reminded us that in the eternal war between strong lips//soft eyes and soft lips//strong eyes, we must always go with the latter.

Our grade: A

Product: Clinique’s famous Black Honey, now in Superbalm Moisturizing Gloss

Cost: $14

What they say it does: “Lip balm with a colourful twist. Luscious, high-gloss shades treat your most undermoisturized skin to soothing shine. Instantly relieve dryness, protect with antioxidants and more.”

Our review: This is one of those big products that came out while we were wandering the desert (read: India, Nepal, and Laos) last year, so we were shocked to see it, in that way we were shocked when someone told us that Adam Lambert lost American Idol. Anyway: love! We never entirely understood why Black Honey was such an icon—it’s no Benetint, if you will—but we get it’s one of those colors that more or less works on everyone. (Though this is amazing in the macro sense, we’re not sure why this makes it a must-have in the micro—like, why would we like a product more because our friend Katie can also wear it? No?) Anyway: the fact is that we are part of “everybody,” so it more or less works on us, too, and Clinique knows how to formulate a lip gloss—unlike stupid Aveda, but we’ll get there next week.

In short: A strong recommendation. We churlishly took off a grade because we don’t like the hype.

Our grade: A-


Product: Stila’s One Step Makeup Primecolor

Cost: $22

What they say it does: “Save time and money with this skin-loving makeup that combines the benefits of a primer, foundation, concealer and powder in one luxurious formula.”

Our review: We are filing this one under “too good to be true.” Seriously. People! In particular, Stila makers: We do not necessarily need one product to do a thousand things: common sense tells us that when one thing promises to do many things, it probably fails at all of them. And this is—for the most part—our opinion of Stila’s One Step Makeup. (Mind, it also promises that it “diminishes the look of fine lines and wrinkles,” offers a “velvety, mousse-like formula,” provides a “high-definition, flawless finish,” and “smoothes away imperfections.” (It also promises to be free of parabens and fragrances, and we could not quarrel with that.)

First, we tried the Kitten—a light pink shade—which, we were told, was the best for the blush area. This is our question: primer is something we love, and somewhere we apply basically wherever one needs primer—nose, forehead, chin, etc. But why would we buy a combi-primer-foundation-etc product and just put it where we’d put blush? Why wouldn’t we just use a blush? Confusing. Indeed, Kitten did provide a “velvety, mousse-like formula” that disappeared into our skin about five seconds after it was applied. Not impressed, Stila. Not. Impressed!

We were thinking all sorts of negative things after this, but then we tried the Per Suede on our eyes—since among the many things this product can do, in addition to washing the dishes and mowing the lawn, it can also work as an eye primer. Now this, actually, was surprisingly successful, and for the roughly 15 minutes it was visible, it did a significant proportion of the things it had suggested it might. Then, alas, it was gone. Not, really, what we look for in an eye primer. Disappointed.

In short: Angry hissing.

Our grade: C-