Today's reader mail is close to our heart:
Dear Little Bunny,
I got some pretty crappy news today that totally bummed me out and made me feel sorry for myself, hate the world, and silently cry at work for an hour. In the grand scheme of things, everything is ok - so it's just me feeling sorry for myself. Any recommendations for a quick pick-me-up?
Thanks,
Bridget
Well, Bridget, we feel you. We often feel a little sorry for ourselves, mostly work related. Like the time we got an email addressed to us, in which we were called by a name that is nowhere near our actual, given name. Or the time we had a spot of something on our shirt that no one seemed to tell us about. Generally, when we are feeling sorry for ourselves, we think two things: FUCK YOU to the world at large, and I WANT. We then get the urge to run wind sprints uphill, and then we come to our senses and think, what do we want? Well. We have a few rules. One, we don't want rejection - so we don't want to have to try anything on. We want it now, and we don't want to get stuck in traffic on our way. We also don't want to drain our bank account, which would be not hard to do at all.
First up, shoes. A pair of shoes from a company that is fairly standard in size (Nine West has rarely let us down), on sale (less to regret later), free, overnight shipping (thanks, Endless), and they're just so silly and cheerful. We love the gold, we love the mary jane, we love the peep toe. They're a little bit showgirl, a little bit safe, but we wear gold shoes with everything and we think these would be nice for the days that ballet flats are a little too casual. There's a really cute orange pair for even less that we're also contemplating.
Nine West Forgoes peep toes, was $79.95, now $55.97

A Most Stylish Friend told us about her hare ring from Digby + Iona. She said it could be used as a weapon, and we were all, not likely, it's a bunny. And then she showed us and we realized that we need this. This would be like our secret golden lasso, if we were Wonder Woman.
Digby + Iona Hare Ring, $150

An old boss, who is also a friend, once bought us a surprise present from The Small Object. The entire website is full of handmade things with these guys on it, and we find it impossible to be in a bad mood when looking at them. We think we're going to order this notepad for our desk - for $5, it's worth the laugh and feeling like we've got some backup.
Stick 'Em Up scratchpad, $5
Failing any of this, we suggest running up hills as fast as you can. We will be doing this first thing in the morning and while we're not happy about it, we know it'll make us feel better. As Most Stylish Friend said to us, hang in there, tiger! We want to hear other suggestions! What do you do to make yourself feel better?
-LB