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The Project Runway Shows!

OMG! Project Runway shows! Tell us if you disagree, but we are just certain this is the worst PR final ever—though Leanne (above) really did pull it off. Actually, we're totally pro-Leanne, because she's so not a Christian to us—she's so indie and Portland and, like, Sleater Kinney. Christian is so ... not. Argh. Below, our favorite looks from each of the shows, in order of our preference....

We love Korto, and the colors she used (emerald and turquoise, among a few others) but we didn't like any of her looks as much as the dress she was wearing.

Jerrell. There were a lot of sparkly things in this show, for good or for bad.

Mostly we want never to see Kenley cry again.

Oh, Suede. We just don't know. We really loved his challenge-winning dress. The collection, not so much.

Ditto Joe. Sheesh. Sheesh!

The Best Bits from Project Runway

There could be nothing better, ever, than Stella saying: "The stylist in the oversized muumuu dress and the waistband didn't know any better."

Tim: "Sorry, Rachel Zoe." (Rhyming it with Chloe, if we heard him right.) "We mean that only in the nicest way."

Stella: "No, I really mean it."

Above: Tim's reaction.

This is Blayne saying he wants to marry Mary-Kate Olsen. Because everybody would want to.

This is Leanne acting like a spy. Is it us or did everyone go a bit bonkers this episode?

Er, like Kenley. Especially like Kenley.

And poor Jerell! Give the man some privacy as he gets the orange juice! Sheesh.

Korto was robbed, is all we're saying.

The Project Runway Review: The Showcase of Kenley's Hairpieces

Is anyone else sort of bored with the contestants this year? Is this the least productive time of year? Everyone we work for is on vacation.

Anyway: We are left with Kenley's massive hairpieces. She is a one-women, pro-hairpiece force, no?

This is from the preview for next week's episode. There is some amazing alignment going on here.

And we actually think this simple one is the cutest. We're all for signature pieces. But.

The Project Runway Review: Brooke Shields' Taste Level Sucks

Outraged! We are outraged!

First, our quote of the week: "I don't know what he's packing, balls of va-jay-jay, but he's gotta work that out, because I ain't got no babies, and ain't nobody sucking on my titties. So please, man up."

The rest of our discussion will take place in the spoiler-rich zone below.

Couldn't this have been like 5000X more fashionable by having, say, Leighton Meester wearing something on GG?

Er, first we will say that the boring-skirt\bright-bow combo is one we despise, particularly because it is here worn by our least favorite PR judge ever:

Moving on.

This Is So Project Runway!

We're not saying the Project Runway dress was a rip-off, but we saw this and immediately thought of Emily's—interesting, right, that the orange ... er, sash goes more or less where Michael Kors thought it shouldn't? Maybe a bit higher?

Roksanda Ilincic dress, was $1325, now $662.50

The Project Runway Review

Did anybody else notice it was like smorgasbord of hairbands on PR last night?

Click the link below for a million more hair-centric things and our position on last night's big loser.

The Fierceness

We are still just not quite fans. Fierce! Ugh. Better, more, now, pls.

Harumph

Is all we have to say about the Project Runway finale.

Project Runway Finale Tonight

Can we just say, we're convinced Christian is going to win, and we are so unexcited about that. We just do not get his appeal—we were flabbergasted when he won the popular vote. We will be rooting for Jillian, who made things we would occasionally like to wear.

We were just reading this, from the Washington Post:

Do you have any qualms with how you're edited and portrayed on the show ?

 

No. I mean, sometimes they show a lot of me being sassy and they don't show me helping people. And they didn't show my family [on the Feb. 27 home-visits episode]!

That's so bizarre, right? We wish we understood why. Our first thought was that he had ditched his family or whatever but obviously that is weird and unfair.

Above, that's Rami's Hershey's dress, now up for bidding to benefit the Young Survival Coalition

The Project Runway Collections!

Oh! Did everyone see the Project Runway designer shows? These are our favorite looks from each show, in order of preference—though we admit to a bit (a lot) of waffling with our top two in particular. We have to say: There was Uli for us this year.

Above: Jillian. We love what she's wearing, and what she usually wears, and, usually, what she makes. We didn't looove the show. We are also putting her first because we just cannot bear to make Christian first.

Above: Christian. It was pretty fabulous. We are not using the other F word.

Above: Chris. We love him, we just want all of this in different, lighter, nicer fabrics.

Above: Rami. Honestly, when the series started we thought he was going to be amazing, but it was sort of like he stopped trying three shows in, no?

Above: Sweet P. Honestly, we didn't totally love this, but we love her, and she was like five million times better than she usually is on the show. We think her problem is confidence. Not that we have any idea, but we suggest.