
We once interviewed Emmy Rossum, and she was so mean to us, we almost hung up the phone. We didn't, because if we had, our boss would have killed us, and it wasn't worth the hassle. Argh. We remember rolling our eyes quite a bit, but it was over the phone, and so possibly the most passive aggressive, and least effective, form of resistance we have ever mustered.
All of this is to say that it pains us to make note of this dress, and how she has managed to pull of that most difficult of skirt lengths: mid-calf. It is the same length as our old Girl Scout uniform, possibly the most attraction-repellant article of clothing ever sewn together.

We looked around for forever (approx: 10 minutes) for a similarly-lengthed dress to mention, and this is the closest we found—different in almost every way to ER's. To be honest, we were prepared to complain about it, but we've seen it on, and on the right (tall) body, it's awesome. Even if it is a little ’80s. We will add here that we had to call PayPal today, to add a credit card to our "funding sources" or whatever, and we were like, "Is it okay if we make a payment now?" And the guy was like, "You have an unlimited payment amount. $10,000." Now, obviously, we are not buying anything worth $10,000 on eBay (or anywhere else), but we laughed and were like, "So 'unlimited' is actually not unlimited, but $10,000?" He didn't laugh. Ugh.
Anyway: Lotta Stevenson jersey dress, was $120, now $72

The whole thing, to be honest, makes us itchy for mini-dresses. Call us crazy, but we're sure with a little DuWop tanner and a good attitude, a mini-dress looks great on more shapes than we might usually think—as long as it fits and isn't psychological-warfared down a size. Above: Seaton's Kiki dress
, $310