We Require

... a new and regular contributor to write up fashion news headlines. It is sort of like the Ann Curry-of-Bunnyshop position. We offer no money, low exposure, possibly some baked goods. Oh, and a growing audience of millions! Millions. Just millions. And a first crack at contributing to the Bunnyshop magazine, which is coming, soon enough. Anyhoo, for more information on the job—er, internship, or something—let us know.

We chose this picture [from s\s Elie Saab] because this position will be that glamorous.