
We were at a restaurant called Masala Zone the other night, when a couple speaking French sat beside us. "What is this?" they said, pointing to our plates. "The Grand Thali," we said. "Le Grand Thali," we almost said, but did not, because we generally try not to be total assholes showing off our pathetic French. Then, there was a kerfuffle at the table, as the couple attempted to order their own Le Grand Thalis. But what was lamb? The waitress says, "What country are you from?" The couple ne peut pas comprendre. Mais: We can! "What is this, the lahm?" they are saying. "L'agneau! L'agneau!" our head screams. Because we want so badly to be the Multilingual, Helpful Girl at the Restaurant, but we want more not to be the Girl Who Freaks Out When People Speak to Her in Other Languages, Before They Inevitably Revert to their Own, Perfect English. The couple orders the lamb, shrugging their shoulders. Five minutes later, when it can be of absolutely no use, we say, "Lamb, c'est l'agneau." "L'agneau?" the man says. "Blerg blergh jkhgfdjkshkdjfgh sdjfhskjhf sdf." "De rien," we say, hoping our confusion will not manifest itself in the kind of facial movement that will eventually require Botox.
In short, we would like, very much, to be French. We are quite sure that these pieces from A.P.C. will help.
Above, the kind of sweater that you look at and you're like, "Don't get it," and then a French girl puts it on and you're like, "Duh, right." Belted pullover, $201. Also in "chestnut brown."

We've shown this dress before so we will only restate our love for it. Dress with crocheted neckline, $163

This is one of those things we'd be loathe to buy, and then we would (rarely, but occasionally), and then we'd be just delighted with ourselves for us prescience. Bustier with thin straps, $126

Honestly, these wedges are just excellent. That is all. Wedge sandals, $251

As is this similarly-patent belt, $76

Honestly, this kind of looks a little fugly to us, but if we owned it, we'd wear it all the time. Annoying. Striped silvery waistcoat, $314

We hesitate to say anything should be worn with skinny jeans, because skinny jeans are the devil's work. However: This should be worn with skinny jeans. Otherwise, we can't handle the volume. Flower-printed tunic, $201
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