The Project Runway Review: Brooke Shields' Taste Level Sucks

Outraged! We are outraged!

First, our quote of the week: "I don't know what he's packing, balls of va-jay-jay, but he's gotta work that out, because I ain't got no babies, and ain't nobody sucking on my titties. So please, man up."

The rest of our discussion will take place in the spoiler-rich zone below.

Couldn't this have been like 5000X more fashionable by having, say, Leighton Meester wearing something on GG?

Er, first we will say that the boring-skirt\bright-bow combo is one we despise, particularly because it is here worn by our least favorite PR judge ever:

Moving on.

We loved Korto's—that saffron jacket was amazing:

We also really liked Terri's—agreed that the top is fug but the pants are gorge.

Now for the part about being outraged: For BS to not get that Stella\Jerell's belt was gorgeous. We. Do. Not. Get it! Argh! And to pick Keith's! Which we actually thought might have made the bottom two! Argh!

We actually didn't think Blaine's was so bad—he did tell her, after all, he was making bermuda shorts. And when he was like, "You guys know I'm crazy!" and she was like, "I just met you." Shut. up. He said he was making bermuda shorts! Argh!

And finally—to send Kelli home instead of Daniel! Argh! Argh!

Comments

[Ivy Frozen]

I'm with you. Jarrel was robbed. Daniel should be gone. And while Kenley's laughing was rude, I have to admit to snickering when he went on again about his expensive and refined taste that has yet to make an appearance on the show. I do think Keith's might look better on Brooke though since she has some actual curve, unlike the model.

[la]

Jarrel's belt could've won just for coolness... there really should've been no concern about it. And I am really drawn to Korto's work - love (most of) what I've seen so far from her.

[Stephanie]

Kelli designed a slutty-receptionist-from-1995 outfit and you all think she should have stayed? Huh. I thought Keith's was surprisingly pretty, but I think Korto's looked more like something a woman would actually wear on a show like Lipstick Jungle, despite the ill-fitting dress underneath. And Jarrell's belt? Meh. The yellow cummerbund-type thingy was cool, but the belt over it was kind of Wet Seal looking. Jerrell needs to back away from the Blue Fly accesories wall; he OD'd on it last week, too.

[Danielle]

Agree. With everything you said. Travesty that Jerell didn't win. That dress was amazing!

[jgg]

I'm so bored with this season's contestants. Brooke, as much as I worshiped her back in her Blue Lagoon days, was a tired judge devoid of sass. Bring back Sandra B, STAT.

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JGG