God knows we’d be happiest wearing a bikini—at most, a tank top, and bikini bottoms—because honestly, it is like Satan’s furnace outside right now. We stay in our apartment, with all the lights off, and the shutters drawn, trying to breathe as slowly as possible so as exert ourselves as little as possible in our monstrous heat. (Occasionally, we will get up to make toast.) Anyhoo: Despite the fact that we believe in wearing as little as socially // professionally possible in the summer—we acknowledge that we occasionally need to wear clothing suitable for wearing somewhere other than a beach. And! Denim! On sale everywhere. Summer-weight denim: There’s two more months of summer left, and we can no longer ignore all the jeans on sale.
God love them, because we don’t really like anything else they’re selling, but there’s loads of cute jeans on sale at the Gap. These are the Easy Straight Carpenter jeans, were $69.50, now $49.99
These require the highest of all our high heels. BDG Faded Blue jeans, were $54, now $39.99
Normal weekend jeans: forever underrated, always appreciated. Hudson Signature Boot Cut jeans, were $187, now $130.90
Apparently we are at a point in our lives where we don’t mind a bit of distressing to our jeans. This bodes poorly. James Jeans Neo Beau Boyfriend jeans, were $172, now $99.95
This comes with two important caveats: Obviously, this is not a pair of jeans. Also, that belt is terrible. Otherwise, we really want a denim romper. Acne bleached denim romper, was $239, now $179
