So. We have moved, however temporarily, to a village outside a monkey forest in southeast Asia. Really! There are monkeys everywhere. We heard that before we got here—that the monkeys would be everywhere—and were all, eh. Sure they are. But: Monkeys. Are fucking everywhere! They appear to enjoy bananas. The other day we saw this kid with a banana in a plastic bag, and this monkey went—our first and probably most apt word is apeshit—and tried to get the banana from the kid. (The kid, mind you, is about 20X bigger than the monkey.) The kid runs away from the monkey—not out of fear but spite. Then his adult minder starts swinging her bicycle helmet at the monkey. She is about 30X bigger than the monkey. The monkey is freaking out. We want to find some sort of sea creature 30X bigger than this woman and have him swing a giant pod of kelp at her.

Bunnyshop is a fashion and shopping blog, apparently, and we must say, in our opinion, the fashion and shopping here leave something to be desired, unless you really like (a) wicker baskets, (b) Bintang beer paraphernalia, or (c) yoga clothes with pictures of monkeys on them. Thus, our radio silence, as the site has been left in the highly capable hands of our co-editor. We’ve decided, though, that for the time being, BS will be a fashion, shopping and travel site, lest we exclude ourselves from contributing to our own blog. We hope this doesn’t bore the shit out of anyone.

We welcome, more than perhaps ever before, nominations for BS Hearts things—anything you’ve bought lately that you like—or Reader Mail questions, which we or LB will be so excited to address. Also, in our ongoing redesign: We’re looking for a web designer, particularly one who might be willing to trade some consulting fees for some A-list copy writing or similar. For all of the above, please email us here.

We will, of course, be here, with a potentially endless number of monkey stories. It’s nice to be back.