That’s Serena being like, "Tinsley-fucking-Mortimer? I feel quite ill."

"Most women only like me for my title. I vowed, next time, to be a common American." Hahahahahaha. We swear we actually started laughing out loud at this point. This whole "Chuck is my true love, I want to go out with a lord" etc etc situation is wearisome.

Chuck’s hair should never be styled like this again.

Moving on, our fashion highlights:

Blair’s headbands (#1)

Blair headband (#2), and

Blair headband (#3), and (one more)

The most elaborate, Kenley-ish one.

We didn’t love any of the looks tonight, but we do love the idea of
Clash of the Titan chic—this dress is beyond regular goddess—it’s
essentially Medusa snake-hair. We’re into it.

This dress of Blair’s was our favorite, but this:

was our favorite fashion moment. We love how they’re costumed
together. Leighton Meester looks absolutely tiny here, no? Now all we
need to do is convince our real life BFF to wear coordinating dresses.
We think we can make the case.