The Victoria Beckham TV Show Review

Dear VB:

We tried. We really did. We kept waiting for you to be sort of funny, or sort of witty. And we kept waiting, and then we started reading our book, and then we were like, Why aren’t we watching The Closer? Is The Closer on now?

Man, we love The Closer. Please be very Dorothy Parker about everything, VB, and we will be excited about you once more.

Love,
BS

5 thoughts on “The Victoria Beckham TV Show Review

  1. man, i didn’t have high hopes for this show but holy mother of god.
    she:
    refers to herself as posh
    intidimated her assistant, who could not be ‘too thin or too pretty’
    really thinks high heels are appropriate all of the time, even when laying in the sun
    i mean, is she always like this? maybe, maybe not. but scott baio and bret michaels of poison fame both debuted their reality tv shows the night before and were LOADS more likeable.

  2. oh my goodness! I loved it! she is so over the top I didn’t want it to be over. I thought it was so fun.

  3. agreed with amanda! vb had a great sense of humor about herself: “it’s exhausting being fabulous.” i thought it was obvious she was playing up her posh-ness for her introduction to america, caricaturing herself, even. MAY-jah!

  4. VB is hilarious. She’s so over the top, but she truly is fabulous! Gotta love her

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