
In today’s Reader Mailbag:
Dear BS:
On the rare days when it is still cool enough to wear jeans, I keep seeing people wearing high-waisted denim. This trend sort of freaks me out. What’s your position on it?
M.K.
Ooh, we are resolutely pro. First of all, we believe it is one of those things that look bad on basically everyone but model-types, so that—we think the word we want here is “perversely”—perversely, no one has high expectations of how you should look in them—even if you look sort of a size bigger than usual, everyone who sees you is like, “I bet in reality that person is actually one size smaller.” (Er, not that we recommend that anyone give a shit about any of this.)
Really, what we are trying to say is this: They look bad on loads and loads of people. But then, doughnuts are bad for us, and we had two today. (Thank you lovely Dunkin Donuts man, for giving us the two-for-one special!) And we love doughnuts! And we believe, and this is a central plank in our platform, that you should do \ eat what you love, and that when you do so, with enthusiasm, there’s this sort of magical thing that makes even awkward looking jeans look fantastic.
Goobledygook! But we stand by it. In short: We will be buying a pair of the 18th Amendments, below, or the Sevens
, above.

That is kind of a silly picture.

And then in shorts. We feel like we could almost wear these to a work-ish function. Dittos
, $132