
In today’s Ask the Stylist:
i just got word that we have a company golf outing in late june – and there will be other sports that actually require movement, like volleyball. what the HELL do i wear? i am not an athletic girl, but i’d like to be able to play volleyball or kickball if the chance comes up – so no skirts. i think shorts, save for american apparel running shorts, are an abomination of all that is holy. i don’t do well in the heat, so i can’t wear pants. also, i work for a fairly corpoprate company (think lots of ny+co button down sateen shirts, fleece, khakis) – so i don’t need to hide the fact that i’m heavily tattooed, but i don’t want to flaunt it, either.
do i suck it up and buy a pair of shorts? how short is too short? my last company outing was with anthro to a baseball game – everyone was dressed nicely, and went and got drunk and passed out in their seats.
And to the stylist:
“So there are really two questions here: One, what is fun to wear to a party where there are athletic events to be had? And the other, What is acceptable to wear with my co-workers? These are different questions, and it’s really difficult for me to judge the latter, not having seen your office mates. So that question becomes, Do you care what they think? If you do, just ask your boss what she’s wearing, and wear something less expensive than that. What I would probably wear would be a pair of not-snug tailored shorts, a cute t-shirt and equally cute trainers.”

“I really prefer these shorts in the black (they obviously do, too, since they’re $100 cheaper in the yellow), but the bright color sort of screams ‘summer work outing.’” Johnson Millicent shorts in yellow ($143) and black ($255)
[BS note: We have overruled the stylist's independent t-shirt pick for this one:

It reads: "New Jersey: We don't pump our gas. We pump our fists." NJ: full-service, baby, 24-7-365. If there is one thing that truly joins us together as a state, besides The Sopranos, and laughing at the people dancing on the decks of summer-only clubs on the Shore, it's the bafflement of 17-year-old drivers forced to get gas in Pennsylvania, staring sort of bewilderedly at the pump. Ha! We love it. NJ tee, $26.99
Obviously this t-shirt can only be worn with cut-off Levi's or similar and has really not very much to do with a company's outdoor athletic day. Moving on.....]

Alternately you could fancy it up a little with a nice jersey—but really only jersey, you wouldn’t want to be any more structured than that—top. I love this one—I’d need to see it close-up but I’m thinking it’s casual enough to ride the line, especially if you’re more concerned with cuteness than, say, hitting the actually being athletic.” Black Halo top, $118

“And then, running or no running, I’d just wear a pair of Havaianas, but if you need to wear something appropriate for dashing here and there, I’d either go with Converse or some fun Nikes or similar.”
Converse All-Star Low, $42, and Nike Internationalist, $55
“Okay—so that’s what maybe you have to wear, in a reasonably coordinated way: reasonable shorts, cute tee, cute shoes. What I would wear, however, would be this, at the very top. That Karen Zambos playsuit is terrific, even if that is not Kate Beckinsale’s best photo. And so that Charlotte Solnicki version might be a little short, I’m thinking it’s fine for an occasion like this. [BS note: We are totally calling bullshit on that, unless you work ... somewhere other than you work, it sounds like.]
KZ jump-short, $315, and Charlotte Solnicki romper
, $110
Okay, so … here we are. Have a question for our stylist? She is here, she says, and ready to help. Email us here.
In last week’s Ask the Stylist:
I have an engagement on Friday which I am rather looking forward to, and want to look devastatingly gorgeous for. I am from the Audrey Hepburn school of couture, in which I ususally go for the simple-but-elegant look. I want to wear this black cap-sleeved top (which is lovely on) and was thinking of wearing it with a black pencil skirt…but I fear that may be just a tad too much black. What can I do to break up the black and add a little bit of colour or interest whilst still maintaining the so-necessary-elegance?
For the answer: Ask the Stylist: Elegance, and Otherwise